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Hello all you sexy sexy basics out there! After an insane 2 months in the crazy land of Morocco and then some weird shit happening after that, we are officially back in business and ready to basically stay basic and give you the opportunity to keep this Basic Bitch thing alive and well. All the awesome candles will slowly be coming back into production and at this moment White Girl Wasted, Cinna-Man Bun and Pumpkin Spice Latte are back and basically kicking ass.  Thanks to good old support from all you lovelies out there we are coming back for Fall...

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So it's been a few weeks since the Basic Bitch Candle launch. We've decided to go in a new direction with this basic blog. Me (Penelope Penname) will now be taking over. Yayyy After a long and very bummery winter. This week was GORGE. People are out and they are boozing hard. My gay coworker can wear his shorty shorts again, which just makes everyone happy. It makes you want to get back to a healthy regimen: get on that yoga membership, juice cleanse, eatin all the kale. But no! This is a time for celebration. I had brunch like...

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Wow, you guys! Things are getting off to an insane start! We can't thank you enough. Orders have been coming in and we are doing our fastest to make sure everyone gets what they ordered. The awesome part is, I have all of your addresses so keep a look out for some BasicBitchBucks in the mail as a thank you, which you can use anywhere on the site.  We've run out of stock on some things so please don't get mad : ( Pumpkin Spice Latte has been a hit and we're making a new batch right as I'm writing...

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Cranking away and trying to get this website up.  Made some killer sales today. You guys are awesome. Must find out how to get a shipping calculator installed for everyone.  I have a few secret scents coming out. Stay tuned and stay basic.   -Chris 

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We made it! It's awesome when something that started out as a couple of neurons firing together actually becomes something tangible. This is awesome. I finally got this rad website together.  Super excited and lets see if all that work can finally pay off.   

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